What if someone just walks up and rips my head off?

[CaptainWacky]

What would happen to me next?

 

[Loktar]

You'd scream and/or look around for a few seconds and then die.

 

[Tisiphone]

You'd be numb for a while, then they would reattach your head to a cyborg that's curiously in the form of Summer Glau, and then you would spend the rest of the days playing with your own boobies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So why am I typing this? What'st he point?

 

[The Tomtrek]

BE HAPPY

 

[Dr Dave]

Well having had your head ripped off, your body would just fall over.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet both those dogs and that dolphin are dead by now.

 

[FBI parte due]

What do you suppose they were thinking?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Food.

 

[Lilac]

Well having had your head ripped off, your body would just fall over.

After running around for a few seconds...

 

[Laker_Girl]

I think you'd sew it back on with minty dental floss and be back here at TK before nightfall.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No I'd be dead and never exist again and all of this would have been for nothing.

 

[Tisiphone]

Would you haunt the minefield?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You missed the "wouldn't exist" part.

 

[Dr Dave]

After running around for a few seconds...

Only chickens do that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nobody here but us chickens.