What if the Borg assimilated Jar Jar Binks?

[Aquehonga]

How short before the Collective becomes a ginormous bigantic :retard:hpquestion:

Jar Jar secret weapon is he

 

[Conchaga]

Itsa footyle t'be resistin'

 

[Tisiphone]

Meesa meesa

 

[CaptainWacky]

- "Go back to the ship and call for help."
- "I regret the transmitters on the ship are out of order."
- "What?"
- "The ship has been destroyed."
- "Battle droids?"
- "No."
- "Jar Jar?"
- "Jar Jar." -- Exchange between Padmé Amidala and C-3PO.

 

[Gagh]

It doesn't matter. Even if there were 100 billion assimilated Jar Jars, B&B would still have us believe Janeway could destroy them with the press of a button.

 

[Cassie]

If she still had her mighty bun, then I'd believe it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck Janeway with a broken bottle.[/seph]

 

[Tisiphone]

Hopefully that bottle was empty, otherwise Seph will be very upset if liquor was wasted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chakotay emptied it.

 

[Yub]

Only to stagger blindly around the ship slurring REMEMBER CHAKOTAY! and throwing up in Tuvok's station?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

After which he retired from Starfleet and opened a casino on Risa, where he drank himself to death.

 

[curiousa2z]

TRUE STORY