What if there was another Big Bang and time reset?

[Dr Dave]

no our souls would be inside us in the cages as punishment for imprisoning the animals in zoos or some shit.. If we even have souls.

They don't.

 

[headvoid]

I would rather have a giraffe than a soul anyday of the week.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If there's no such thing as "true randomness" then that means there's a "plan" but if we managed to see that "plan" would that introduce the random element and untwine the fabric of reality, or would us seeing the plan be in fact part of the plan?

 

[Dr Dave]

yes

 

[CaptainWacky]

FINE, DON'T THINK, LET YOUR MIND TURN TO MUSH, THEN YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE WHEN YOUR EXISTENCE ENDS.

 

[Cassie]

If we saw the plan it'd have to be part of the plan, because it's all been planned. I JUST THINK IT'S ALL RANDOM and one day giraffes will rule.

 

[Dr Dave]

*closes eyes*

 

[Cassie]

*puts shave cream in Dr Dave's hand and tickles his nose*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it changes a little every time like in that TNG episode.

 

[Cassie]

or maybe the insects will be the dominant species after the next bang

 

[Dr Dave]

*puts shave cream in Dr Dave's hand and tickles his nose*

*pats cassie on the head*

 

[Cassie]

DAMMIT!

 

[Dr Dave]

You cant fool me, I have a medical degree!

 

[Cassie]

and supernumerary nipples?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Supernanny nipples?

 

[Cassie]

that's hot

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if the universe has reset six billion times and each time I've been a different person and now, at last, I am CaptainWacky?

 

[Cassie]

Then I'd say the universe finally did something right, because CaptainWacky is better than buttery nipples and ice cream.

 

[Loktar]

ZOMG!

 

[Cassie]

buttery nipples is a drink that tastes like butterfingers