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What if you felt a compulsion to rub pickled onion Monster Munch into your dick?

Loktar said:
Not true. I'm an American and I like the eating the flavored chips(Pringles and Doritos). Such as BBQ, Sour Cream and Onion, Steak, Ribs, Ketchup, Dill Pickle, Onion Blossom, Nacho Cheese, Mexican 7 Layered Burrito, Pizza, etc.
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Exotic!
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Hmm. I like rubbing picked onion Monster Munch on my dick, but then I also like putting pickled onion Monster Munch in my mouth and eating them.
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Do you like rubbing them on your dick and then eating them?
 
Yes. It gives me a raging erection, like a flagpole.
 
I can't remember how the rest of it went. Something about monkeys and The Shat?
 
OKAY, OBVIOUSLY you have flavours, but not SCAMPI AND LEMON or crisps shaped like a ghost or anything.
 
The other flavours all seem to be various cuts of meat or differently packaged fat. Where's the Worcester Sauce? Where's the Prawn Cocktail? Where's the Spicy Mango Chutney? Where's the Baked Beans?! :doh:
 
And we don't need dips to make our crisps exciting. The heart disease they'll eventually cause does that!
 
CaptainWacky said:
And we don't need dips to make our crisps exciting. The heart disease they'll eventually cause does that!
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You don't have any regular/plain/unflavoured crisps in the UK? I only use dip for the non-flavored chips/crisps.
 
No. The first crisps invented in Britain were banana and custard flavour. Those are our "plain".
 
Though I find them a little bland, I must say.
 
Everytime William Shatner has arse sex with monkeys I get a raging erection - like a flagpole!
 
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God I talk about crisps a lot.
 
Sort of like Lou Reed and heroin.
 
Can I order Crisps and have them sent to my house?
 
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