WHAT IF YOUR FACE WAS MADE OF ASSORTED DAIRY PRODUCTS?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And in America, "fanny" is a cute, innocent word for bum!

 

[Gagh]

AND IN CROATIA, "MINGE-FLAPS" IS A FRIENDLY GREETING BETWEEN ELDERLY FRIENDS WHO HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A NUMBER OF YEARS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SOMETIMES INSERT THE WORD "PENIS" INTO MY ORDER AT MCDONALDS.

 

[Gagh]

ON COLD DAYS, I STRAP BAGS OF ICE TO MY NIPPLES TO MAKE THEM EVEN MORE ERECT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT IF YOUR NIPPLES WERE MADE OF HERSHEY KISSES DIPPED IN BALSAMIC ADAM LEVINEGAR?

 

[Dr Dave]

A fate worth then death.

 

[The Tomtrek]

BESIDES CHEESE?

THEN YOU WOULD TRULY BE A "BUTTER FACE".

*drops mic*

*walks of stage*

 

[CaptainWacky]

IMAGINE IF YOUR FEET WERE YOUR TESTICLES AND YOU HAD TO WALK ON THEM ALL THE TIME.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Have you been reading my fan fiction?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're in the testywalkers fandom!?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Let's just say I'm a major part of the webring.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More like of the wanking!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEE HEE I made a pictoral funneh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DID NOG'S ROBOT LEG HAVE A GUN IN THE FOOT?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I AM THE FERENGI FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!

The Laws of Equivalent Exchange and The Rules of Acquisition probably have a lot in common.