WHAT IF YOUR HAIR WAS MADE OUT OF CHEESE?

[I Love Cunt]

I would invest in always having crackers in my pocket.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if your pockets were made out of crackers?

 

[Love Child]

I would cut my hair into an omelette for breakfast, and if my pockets were made out of crackers, well then, he is just that much closer to a snack.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'd probably just harvest my hair more often.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...he is just that much closer to a snack...

CRACKERS ARE MALE?

Or this is a sex thing...

:aquehonga:

(We should totally rename the hiding behind the sofa smiley to :aquehonga: by the way.)

((Also what if your teeth were made out of Yorkie choclate?))

 

[Love Child]

Wow! Good thing I came back and answered that question about a typo I made!
Now I am hungry!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look at all the fucking people who used to post here but don't anymore.