What if your head just suddenly popped off your neck with no warning?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, it just hangs weird to the left since the whole neck-snapping thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEah, the head of his STUNT DOUBLE OMG IT WAS FAKE HE'S ALIVE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's very possible. They did it in Iraq, grainy video, anything could have happened.

I predict Saddam will show up as a roommate on VH1's The Surreal Life in about 2 years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CELEB BIG BROTHER STARTS NEXT WEEK, SADDAM WOULD BE A REAL COUP

Random Boyband member: I'm bored.

(Knock on door.)

Random Page 3 Girl: Who could that be?

Token Old Guy: Open it and find out you young whippersnapper!

(The door opens and SADDAM walks in!)

Saddam: Hello bitches, I am being your new housemate, let's dance!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am fully expecting this to happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So is Random Boyband Member!

 

[Cassie]

OMG The Surreal Life fame game thing starts Sunday. Chyna and Bridgette are both gonna be on it, also Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, and Mini Me, and a couple black chicks but I can't remember their names.

Chyna and Bridgette Nielsen are like peas and carrots, Vanilla Ice gets pissed off a lot and breaks shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will Chyna show her penis-like clit?

Bridgette Nielsen was on Celeb BB here a few years ago and they put Sly Stallone's mom Jackie in the house. Classic reality tv moment.

 

[Cassie]

Not on American TV, not even cable But apparently Chyna and Bridgette really hit it off, showed them sleeping together and kissing. Ron Jeremy makes lots of tacky sex jokes and Vanilla Ice tears the house up when he gets mad. Didn't see Vern Troyer doing anything out of the ordinary, like pissing in the living room, but he's touchy and Chyna pisses him off some.

 

[Dr Dave]

How exciteing :roll:

 

[Grammour Boy]

Your head will pop off your neck and it will roll down the three flights of stairs from your flat as you watch helplessly horrified.

 

[Cassie]

OMG not the :roll: ! :slap:

 

[Dr Dave]

YES I had to post it, It was something that had to be done!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Verne still has a decent career, why would he do this show?

 

[Dr Dave]

for the money?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If he ended up getting a bunch of his own shows to replace the god-cursed Flavor Flav all over the air, I wouldn't be unhappy.

 

[Cassie]

Flavor Flav is an annoying little man! I like Vern, I felt so very sorry for him in the last Surreal Life he was on. He really shouldn't drink when there are cameras around.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

UNCUT VERNE SEX SCENES FTW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Flavor Flav and Ron Jeremy both did a reality show here called The Farm...where they worked on a farm.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The word "WHORES" comes to mind.