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Gonad is enjoying this thread but is waiting to see how Love Child votes. I have questions for some of you, but the questions might reveal my true nature so I will refrain for the time being. I want to post a picture of Rowlf.
If I had a penis I'd stick it in all sorts of things. SOmetimes I try to concentrate really hard and pop one out of my hip, but it never happens. In the lunch room at work I had other females scrunching up their faces trying to pop out penii too. I would definitely wipe it all over my computer screen when I saw posts I liked or didn't like. I'd always be playing with it, scrunching up the head to make funny eyeball faces.