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Anyone watch the youtubes? I need attention or I'll get sad and cut all your names into my thighs.
 
Anyone watch the youtubes? I need attention or I'll get sad and cut all your names into my thighs.

No I didn't watch your youtubes. Whatcha gunna do about it?
 
No I didn't watch your youtubes. Whatcha gunna do about it?

YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!

*runs sobbing out of thread looking for razorblades*
 
YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!

*runs sobbing out of thread looking for razorblades*

*hands Yub some razorblades*

See how much I love you?

(razorblades previously used to shave my nuts)
 
Thats not nice...
 
Thats not nice...

So? What has nice ever done for me? Nothing. Behold the dawning of a Bolder, Nakeder,Cross Dressinger, Meaner Loktar. Look out 2009 here I cum!


personality subject to change depending on boredom, sleeplessness, and illness
 
OOO A DARK TURN FOR LOKTAR.
 
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I agree, Loktar is definitely being mind controlled by a large wormy hook snake thing.
 
I agree, Loktar is definitely being mind controlled by a large wormy hook snake thing.

"Bob" told me to tell you he's not controlling my mind and wants to know if my jeans make him look "bulgy".
 
Considering he nestles in your brain, no.
 
Considering he nestles in your brain, no.

Dammit Bob!

*feels all tingly in his man parts*

*begins to dance and thrust uncontrollably*
 
DANCE PUPPET, DANCE!
 
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