What is Phil Collins doing right now?

[Gagh]

I say reading National Geographic, and ruthlessly kicking woodlice into an empty can of tinned pineapple rings.

 

[jack]

Phil Collins? Driving a cab most likely.

http://www.philcollins.com/

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Reading the first book of the bible, his brow furrowing ever more with the turning of each page, as his concern and confusion grows at the absence of his name appearing in the text.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eating a canned ham.

 

[Seph]

Cooking dirty burgers with randy more like.

 

[Dr Dave]

Posting on THIS very message board!

 

[Cassie]

WHO CAN IT BE NOW?

 

[eloisel]

He is remembering.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember that advert where he dress up as a gorilla and threw his poo at Allison Mack?

 

[whisky]

Waiting for night time so he can wank off his roof again, to see if anyone can feel it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Telling his Bangkok whore to TAKE ME HOME while twitching madly beneath her. At least I think it's a her.

 

[jack]

Its more likely Peter Gabriel.

 

[Filthy Whore]

He's recording a new track in his stu-stu-studio.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fighting dragons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Paint Allison Mack's face onto every egg he owns.