WHAT KILLS MAGGOTS?

[headvoid]

I have a tub full of maggots in my fridge right now.

 

[Dr Dave]

and why is this?

 

[Gagh]

ALAN SHEARER IN A STARFLEET UNIFORM KILLS ALL MY MAGGOTS.

 

[headvoid]

Chicken and Chips then set to STUN!

The maggots are for trout fishing

 

[speck]

"grubs"

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Somebody should smack the bitch in that image.

 

[Cassie]

Oh no you didn't

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh yes I did!

 

[CaptainWacky]

you daft racist

 

[curiousa2z]

ALAN SHEARER IN A STARFLEET UNIFORM KILLS ALL MY MAGGOTS.

Would, too.

 

[headvoid]

In a wierd fluke, dead rabbits in my bin caused an infestation of maggots. I was falsely accused of throwing away my old fishing maggots into the bin.

Despite proving my innocence I have just spent an hour cleaning two wheelie bins and old rabbit carcasses from the general area. Maggots are almost impervious to all cleaning fluids - only pure bleach does it immediately.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You couldn't make it up!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

FYI...... MY MUM IS PEURTO RICAN, MY DAD IS IRISH.
I GREW UP IN LONDONDERRY........NOW I LIVE IN SHOREDITCH


OH AND IN CASE YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE IM A 32D CHEST, 34inch WAST AND SIZE 24 HIPS..............................


ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

 

[headvoid]

The hips thing was too much

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG
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