What makes Wacky so damn special?

[Yub]

Seriously, I want to know. He's got something my clones of him simply don't have.

 

[Alyssum]

He's kinda like Cory at Comicon, only not bipolar, retarded or schizophrenic.

His intelligent, stream of conscious lucidity is thrilling clean fun mostly.

 

[curiousa2z]

Ducks and his AXE.

and the fact that he's the only MFer I've named a painting after.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Perfecting the CaptainWacky character is my autistic obsession.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

The ghosts are waiting...

 

[Gagh]

Wacky was a founder of China. True story.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Although you wouldn't know it by the look on his face.

They give nothing away, that lot!

 

[Cassie]

CaptainWacky brings joy to my ho-hum days.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I decided to claim Tibet for a laugh.

 

[whisky]

(runs to picketers bearing signs that say "Free Tibet")

: Free Tibet! I'll take it!

(Runs to phone booth.)

Hello, China? I think I have something you may want, but it's gonna cost you....that's right--all the tea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Family Guy?

 

[whisky]

Yeah

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Wacky was a founder of China. True story.

His name wold have been forgotten, but for archeologists searching for clues to our evolutionary past, were accused of Hoaxing For Dollars. Their find, that they tried to pass off as the grandfather of Ghengis Khan was finally dubbed as Wacky Con. True story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I know, I was invovled!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Of course you were involved. Dr. Dave told me.

 

[Henoch]

What makes Wacky so damn special?

Umm, his ability to change his image, style...much like Madonna he is a FUCKIN' CHAMELEON!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sexier, though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And he wears the cone bra much better than she did.

Wacky gives the MF its soul.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ironic since I don't have a soul myself, meep

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Did the ghosts eat it?