What pets did you have growing up?

[Dr Dave]

That is not a sexy duck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRB (I'm going to wank)(

 

[Dr Dave]

Too much info there Wacky.

 

[Further]

BRB (I'm going to wank)(

Only complete noobs have to brb while they wank.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I had a tomato plant, and I namt him Bob.

 

[Mirah]

2 dogs
a cat
Hens and roosters
geese and ducks
pigs
goats
a cow
and a parrot
oh and rabbits

 

[Further]

I had a tomato plant, and I namt him Bob.

I HAD A PLANT AND I NAMED HIM AUDREY

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I THINK IT'S SUPPERTIME!

I've been in two productions of Little Shop. I can do a mean Audrey II voice.

 

[Further]

Feed me Seymour?

 

[Further]

Audrey II was the original tentacle rape monster.

 

[Cassie]

I had some hamsters but my mom wouldn't let me keep them in the house and a snake ate them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR EVIL PLOY DR DAVE, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DISCLOSE THEIR "I FORGOT MY PASSWORD" QUESTION ANSWERS IN HERE SO THAT YOU CAN LOG INTO THEIR 1-800-FLOWERS ACCOUNTS AND SEE WHAT PEDO SERIAL KILLERS THEY'VE SENT CARNATIONS TO!

LOOK OUT FOR DAVE'S "WHAT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME" THREAD, COMING SOON!

 

[Dr Dave]

You're FIRST EGGS MAYO!

 

[Dual]

What city were you born in, Dr Dave?

 

[Dr Dave]

I DON'T WANT UR FLOWERS DUAL!

 

[Dual]

That's what she said.

Ouuh, I just burned myself.

 

[Tisiphone]

We could all use flowers.

 

[jack]

I killed all my pets.

 

[Dr Dave]

On purpose?

 

[jack]

Practice.