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what scares the crap out of you?

Laker_Girl said:
I look evermore forward to your abundant apology threads that are soon to follow.
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You aren't Cait, idiot. Calling you a cunt isn't an insult.

It's a fact.
 
I'm scared that I'll visit a forum with a thread entitled "Stripper photos", and have the strippers suddenly get indignant about photo requests.

Women, they're just, you know, crazy.
 
jack said:
You aren't Cait, idiot. Calling you a cunt isn't an insult.

It's a fact.
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Oh jack, you haven't the brains or fortitude to start fucking with me 'cause ya see lard ass, I am a cunt and I know shit, lots of shit and lots of people. I can't even imagine I could make you look anymore ridiculous than you do yourself but you really don't want me to try.
 
jack, she'll cut you off at the knees. Not that anyone would really notice, you'll only be like 4" shorter, oh Roaming Gnome.
 
Molly said:
I'm done school for the summer...it's been 48hours since I finished the last exam, and I'm already going nuts. I work full time dancing, but that's nights...during the day, what the hell am I gonna do with myself?! I can only go to the gym and do yoga for so long...then walk around outside...then troll the internet. It gets boring. So I decided to write a screenplay, horror style. I was looking for inspiration. I'm thinking some kind of sleepwalking terror thing, kind of like the crazy shit people have been doing on Ambien, but taken to the slasher level.

so what's truly terrifying? thoughts?
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Waking up next to Hillary Clinton and Dianne Fienstien.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
jack, she'll cut you off at the knees. Not that anyone would really notice, you'll only be like 4" shorter, oh Roaming Gnome.
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Coming from a redneck neocon asshole such as yourself, I'll be sure to take that one with a pound of salt.

In fact, why don't you go pound salt you fucking hypocrite. You've been cyberfucking her long before I ever arrived.

In Other Words OMG BIG DICK MCGEE NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
 
It's all good, he's still got a standing invite to stay at the most exclusive hotel in NE and play at THE most exclusive links in Northern US :)
 
Sarek said:
Personally, I think L_G and Cait just need to get naked and fight it out in a pool of lime jello. Cherry jello would work also.
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Cherry Jello is BAD BAD BAD. It resembles blood and brain after a bit and it stains EVERYTHING.
 
jack said:
It's all good, he's still got a standing invite to stay at the most exclusive hotel in NE and play at THE most exclusive links in Northern US :)
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Then I withdraw my threat and gathering furry.

(chuckle)

Which club? (I don't golf unless it's required to schmooze a client...I'm really terrible).

-SB
 
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