What should I do????

[curiousa2z]

as long as he doesnt follow her home here she's OK....

 

[curiousa2z]

Hey Smitty!

*waves*

 

[Cassie]

KC and BSS are so totally cybering.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I'm totally chatting with BSS right now. It hasn't gone to cyber yet. WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEANR SOME RESTRAINT!?

YES, AND W/ OUR MENTION OF THIS THREAD WE TOTALLY HAVE CASSIE IN A SANDWHICH, THE REST OF YOU ARE CHUNKS IN THE PEANUT BUTTER OF OUR MASHED ONLINE AFFAIRS.

WHAT SAY YOU NOW?


BRING ON THE JELLY, ANY FLAVOR!

 

[Cassie]

I'm never telling another person from my other internet life about TK. IT'S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Hey Smitty!

*waves*

Hi curious, I don't have you for an i.m. buddy do I?


But then again, I don't really chat w/ females as much anymore since having to answer to one, make that two w/ the baby now.

show me more art stuff please!

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I'm never telling another person from my other internet life about TK. IT'S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

Seriously just give him what he wants, what's it gonna last, about 2 seconds?

 

[Cassie]

I try not to chat with too many people, cause it makes it really hard to spam.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I try not to chat with too many people, cause it makes it really hard to spam.

Or sperm in your friends case you know?

 

[Cassie]

SHUT UP LOLOMGWTF

Now we're talking about guinea pigs.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hayd is really starting to annoy me.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

SHUT UP LOLOMGWTF

Now we're talking about guinea pigs.

Well unless Richard Gere is in the convo I think everyone's asshole is in the clear.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Hayd is really starting to annoy me.

IS HE HITTING ON YOUR E- GIRL?

I'LL KICK HIS ASS FOR YOU? WHAT'S HIS E-MAIL, i'VE GOT A BOOT THAT'S LESS THAN ONE MEG FOR HIM!

 

[Cassie]

lol you guys are too funny.

OK I'm going to run away for the night. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR ADVICE, SAVED BY THE GUINEA PIG!!

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

lol you guys are too funny.

OK I'm going to run away for the night. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR ADVICE, SAVED BY THE GUINEA PIG!!

Don't thank us. Thank Richard Gere.

 

[Dr Dave]

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
I get undressed, start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me

Go, gerbil go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?

So now my Gerbils on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliars
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting

Go, gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fucker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have commited gerbicide
Here's some advice
It's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
Yeah

.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Remember not to copy/paste anything from here into your chats or he could google us!

 

[The Tomtrek]

WHY ARE YOU STILL UP, JOHN?

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet he is eating fried cats!

 

[Ishcabittle]

so, what'd i miss?