What should I not do?

[Dr Dave]

hmm??

 

[Cassie]

you shouldn't spit on the sidewalk

 

[FBI parte due]

Go to an airport dressed in a turban and a fake beard, carrying a suspicious package, and yell "IT'S NOT A BOMB" as soon as Security glances at it?

 

[Dr Dave]

I like both of your ideas.

 

[FBI parte due]

Meaning you're not going to do them, or that you are?

 

[Dr Dave]

That would be telling

 

[Cassie]

Don't poke bears with short sticks.

 

[Dr Dave]

aye!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Don't tug on Superman's cape

Don't spit into the wind

Don't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger

And don't eat pie in the gym

 

[FBI parte due]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't eat the white snow either. Unless you're really hungry.

 

[Cassie]

Give a hoot, don't pollute.

 

[chucklemeister]

If your wife/girlfriend asks if this dress makes her look fat, don't tell her "no honey it's not the dress, it's your big fat ass that makes you look fat".

 

[The Dork Lord]

Don't run into a police station naked and screaming about pig sex.

Just don't do it.

 

[FBI parte due]

If you do, be prepared to deliver.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't think about things too much.