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What should I send

Love Child

One Love
Dr Dave?
I looked around my room for something humorous
and thought
"I will tear off a page in my diary from my teen years
and send it to him"
 
Send him a GOOSE!
 
Send him an Amazon gift voucher for $1.
 
Send me the page from your diary!
 
Send him what he truly deserves.
 
You can mail gin?
 
I plan to make a hat out of it.
 
Yes.

I could use a new baseball cap (not the Mariners)...
 
What if it just happens to be the page from your diary written by yourself from the future who went back in time to write that page in the diary to tell your younger self all the secrets of the futre but your younger self never read it because she was too busy stroking a cat and now Dr Dave has the knowledge of all future events and can rule the world as a Godking?
 
I will read this page before I send it. I feel sorry for Dr Dave actually because whatever he reads might be quite boring. Or disturbing. Hey maybe I could tmblr these instead!
 
NEVER TUMBL WHAT YOU CAN TKPST!
 
Dr Dave would want you to TKPST.
 
Yes I would.
 
dangit! I fell asleep last night before I could start randomly ripping pages.
 
Were you randomly sipping beers?
 
How can I make a LC diary hat without pages from one!?
 
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