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What should replace Thing Of The Day?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
NOW THAT I HAVE REACHED 50 OF MY MASTERWORK "THING OF THE DAY" I HAVE DECIDED TO RETIRE IT BECASUE I THINK SHAKESPEARE STOPPED WRITING SONNETS WHEN HE REACHED FIFTY OR MAYBE HE JUST RAN OUT OF IDEAS ANYWAY WHAT ELSE COULD I DO I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CREATIVITY LEFT I DO NOTHING AND THINK NOTHING ALL DAY I AM COMPLETELY DEAD INSIDE JUST WASTING TIME UNTIL I DIE FOR REAL SO I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER AND AM AT A LOSS.

Maybe I could post a thread with an alluring title like "ANNA PAQUIN AND NATALIE PORTMAN EATING PIES" but inside only post "!" everday lol that would be funny you bastards.
 
"From the desk of Wacky, Day #"
 
That's quite insane of you!
 
I THINK IT COULD BE THE "OTHER THING OF THE DAY"

or it could be the thing of yesterday or tomorrow
or the thing of the week
or the month or the year
OR

it could be
THE THING OF THE CENTURY!


or it could just be THING
THINGS
 
You should compile all your Things of the Day, write a foreward, and approach some publishers.

In the meantime, I nominate PENIS of the day.
 
Well, that's 365 a year. 366 on leap years.
 
A musing from Wacky #1
 
enaslg
 
Eat a dick part 1 - 50
 
NEVER
 
SORRY GOSH

Groping for cheese pt 1-50
 
Warm Fuzzy Suicide Feelings of the day, part #
 
I posted a story for th eday.
 
Not even Cassie replied.
 
I JUST GOT HERE YOU :rwmad:
 
I thought you were always here!
 
How about you start writing sermons on how Jesus hates us all and we're all going to hell unless we abandon any though of sex or personal enjoyment for the rest of our lives?
 
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