What the fuck happened while I was gone?

[jack]

Christ.

 

[starguard]

you were gone?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Fuck off jack!

 

[eloisel]

We had fried chicken while you were gone. We had an orgy, too, for one brief millisecond. Tyrant came.

 

[The Dork Lord]

duals/n00bz

Same shit, different day...

 

[Sarek]

We had fried chicken while you were gone. We had an orgy, too, for one brief millisecond. Tyrant came.

Jesus, you make it sound like the fuckin hood.....

 

[eloisel]

Jesus, you make it sound like the fuckin hood.....

Had to spice up what we really did - knit tiny sweaters for tea cup chihauhas, bake cookies and pass them out to Girl Scouts, and help old ladies carry their groceries. Speaking of which, what happened to my bag of groceries?

 

[Bickendan]

^You can blame starguard for that one.

 

[Sarek]

Elrod has the distinction of being the only chicken ever rejected by Kentucky Fried Chicken.

And those fuckers will deepfry rat's assholes and call it popcorn chicken.

 

[Elrod]

Elrod has the distinction of being the only chicken ever rejected by Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Scathing!

 

[Sarek]

Or scalding?

 

[Elrod]

Ha! How witty!

 

[Sarek]

I thought it was rather shitty.

 

[Hero1000]

I thought it was rather shitty.

lolwut?

 

[Sarek]

Go away.

 

[Elrod]

I thought it was rather shitty.

You probably weren't alone in thinking that.

 

[Hero1000]

Go away.

lolwut?

 

[Sarek]

You probably weren't alone in thinking that.

Ya think?

Don't EVER let anyone tell you you aren't quick on the uptake.

 

[Cacophony]

Wtf?

jack's back?

 

[Sarek]

^The front door was standing wide open, the house reeks of pot, there's stale food on the counter, dirty dished in the sink, a 2 foot long floater clogging the toilet and the neighbors dog is knocked up.

Who the hell else would it be?