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What the Hell Happened to BDM???

And that's just what they'll do, all over BDM's balls.
 
ME NEXT!
 
He was torn apart by rabid 3-foot high Canadian pixies last night :(
 
We can rebuild him.
 
We can use STICKY-BACKED-JEWS.
 
Clint Eastwood made them all into soap.
 
Good question.
 
BDM has forsaken us.
 
So what's BDM up to now? Let's see. He just moved to southern CA, he's looking for a job, he's way over qualified for so many of the jobs in his field as real estate controller but may have to settle on one just to be in the workforce again, the jobs pay well so that's a big plus. In the meantime he registered his car and got a CA driver's license. He's been looking at real estate, now is a good time to buy in CA so he lucked out. He's reading A LOT of books as his wife doesn't want to waste money on cable until they buy a house and he's taking care of his boy who is getting cuter and funnier by the day. I'll have to tell you the turtle story but it deserves a thread of it's own, it's THAT funny. Oh and of course he's catching up on TV shows via Netflix and movies also via Netflix. He hasn't gotten out to golf but we've had some rainy weather lately and when it's not raining he's been too busy to golf...Go figure.

I am truly an excellent stalker. ;)
 
So THAT'S what he's up to!
 
Tell him we miss him in the MF!
 
Tell him I'm the ALPHA MALE around here now.
 
Tell him Big Brother is on REGULAR TV, so he bettah REPRESENT! Starting NEXT TUESDAY DOG!

I still owe him some smacks for missing most of the baseball season here.
 
TELL HIM I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HIM O'BRIEN AND I THINK HE KNOWS WHY
 
Where's he been? What's he doing? Does he still love me?

I will ask these and more questions every single day until he answers!

YES! I will!

Come to my lair, mademoiselle. B DsM awaits thee.
 
No he doesn't.
 
He almost had you there!
 
Who the fuck is Marquis De Sade anyway?
 
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