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What the hell?

Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Come to Chicago. I take you to to a Bear game and we'll get drunk.

Son, you haven't seen exciting until you've watch Inter Milan vs A.C. Milan. Riots routinely break out in the stadium. There's an average of three burning flares on the field at any given time. Also, there's a large chance that you'll see a player get hit with a bottle of beer. And that's all before halftime.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
The manly-est thing about soccer is the thugs rioting in the bleachers, 'cause there sure ain't nothing manly happening on the field.

I've watched a soccer player in top physical form drop dead from playing so hard. Name one fat fuck on an American Football field who's done that.

I've also seen a man kicked squarely in the head. The other guy was wearing cleats. Another striaght to the balls.

In another game I've seen a player's knee bend in the completely opposite direction.

Ever seen the reason why a footballer will get a red card?

What are the most common American Football injuries? Ankles, concussions (this happens routinely in soccer as well), and broken fingers.

I'd give golf a higher intensity rating than American football. At least those guys have weapons and no pads.

Or, you could try watching the game before you dismiss it.
 
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