What the Hell's Wrong With These Damn n00bs?

[Sarek]

And you live in what, a swamp?

No. A 1/2 million dollar home.

I made a fortune selling cat pelts.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

No. A 1/2 million dollar home.

That's a damned expensive pop-up camper. You got ripped off, buddy.:roll:

 

[Sarek]

That's a damned expensive pop-up camper. You got ripped off, buddy.:roll:

Yep, it is.

3800 square feet with 80 yards of prime lake front at the end of a residential culdusac.

Kitten pelts fetch the best prices. But it takes a few hundred to make a quality coat.

 

[Mutant Hitler]

Your throat. A knife. Do the math.

Goddamn. Just when I think you slopes and n00bs can't get any more fucking stupid, you do. I'm a God, you bone headed asswipe. All your bitches and whores of a mother belong to ME, get it you fucking numbskull tar paper shack dweller?

If I say you post tons of pictures of woman with diapers on here, then you do it, you stupid bone head fuck. Pronto! Like NOW! I need to spill my seed in your toothless mothers scabby mouth, and I need good porn to do it. I can damn well tell you looking at her dosen't fill me with lust.

So post the diaper porn here, you fucking reprobates. I can honestly say the fall of Western civillization is well under way, if the goddamn morons I see here are representative of America's youth. Shit, if your the best America can produce, then we haven't got a chance against Al Queda. Might as well just nuke ourselves and get it the fuck over.

 

[Elnidfse]

Raise your right hand. Now with a knife, go around the area below your palm.

 

[Almighty_Hen]

Goddamn. Just when I think you slopes and n00bs can't get any more fucking stupid, you do. I'm a God, you bone headed asswipe. All your bitches and whores of a mother belong to ME, get it you fucking numbskull tar paper shack dweller?

If I say you post tons of pictures of woman with diapers on here, then you do it, you stupid bone head fuck. Pronto! Like NOW! I need to spill my seed in your toothless mothers scabby mouth, and I need good porn to do it. I can damn well tell you looking at her dosen't fill me with lust.

So post the diaper porn here, you fucking reprobates. I can honestly say the fall of Western civillization is well under way, if the goddamn morons I see here are representative of America's youth. Shit, if your the best America can produce, then we haven't got a chance against Al Queda. Might as well just nuke ourselves and get it the fuck over.

tl;dr version - DICKSEVERYWHERE

 

[The Dork Lord]

tl;dr

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If you're gonna do it, do it right:

8====D

 

[Cooter]

What the hell is it with these insane duals and n00bs? Listen you fucking idiots, your not just talking to a NORMAL MAN here. Oh, no. I AM THE KING OF KINGS, assholes! I am the RULER of the GODDAMNED WORLD!

These fuckers better start respecting that. Goo on a crutch, what is it going to take for you fucking knucklewalkers to realize I am GODDAMNED ROYALTY?!? I am the second only to GOD HIMSELF!

Second, point. Where the FUCK is the pictures of the women in diapers I requested? Jesus fucking Christ O-Mighty, I DISTINCTLY remembered requesting pics of your girlfriends in diapers. What the hell is wrong with you all? Get those damn bitches in Pampers so I can shoot my load on the screen. I'm hornier then a cat in heat and I need to see Pampered pussy! So fucking do it allready, you troglodyte n00b encephalactic slopes! PRONTO!

Jesus, what would this place be like without the leadership of THE KING OF KINGS?

Wrong.

You're simply a jerk off. I own this board, so don't try any shit here.....BOY.

 

[EV1L1]

I'm surprised nobody's talking about that failed invasion. Ah well, I'm going to bed.

If you ask us, nicely, we MIGHT take you on a REAL invasion.. so you can see what that really is..

 

[Almighty_Hen]

If you're gonna do it, do it right:

8====D

Pffffffffff


I've been doing since before BBCode.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Doing what?

 

[Malarky]

I'm wholly unimpressed. This is what passes as entertainment around here?
You n00bs and duals are pathetic, and are giving Sarek ammo. Good job, dumbasses.

 

[Elnidfse]

I'm wholly unimpressed. This is what passes as entertainment around here?
You n00bs and duals are pathetic, and are giving Sarek ammo. Good job, dumbasses.

I heard cutting yourself is more interesting. Try it.

 

[jack]

Pffffffffff


I've been doing since before BBCode.

Pwned

 

[Malarky]

I heard cutting yourself is more interesting. Try it.

Nice schtick there, n00blet. Got anything more interesting than suggesting people get intimate with sharp pieces of metal?