what to do if sarek arrests you

[OnyxOverdrive]

RUN FOR IT!

 

[Sarek]

The proper title for the topic should have been "what to do if sarek ATTEMPTS to arrests you". The title "what to do if sarek arrests you" implies that the event has already transpired in which case running would in all probability not be a viable option.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

at least you didn't deny it's you

 

[Sarek]

No need. I'm comfortable with my physical condition.

I am however sorry that your attempt to solicit an outraged response from me failed in so spectacular a fashion.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

just remember one thing:

Scorpion and Turtle

 

[Sarek]

What? Are you saying you're a slow moving reptile with a tiny "stinger"?

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

No need. I'm comfortable with my physical condition.

you're comfortable having a stomach that reaches your knees? each to their own I suppose

 

[Sarek]

No, I'm comfortable with my form and unconcerned with your perception.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

two words sarek:

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Sarek]

That's four words. You're inability to troll is eclipsed only by your inability to count.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

suck my penii

(all three of them)

 

[Sarek]

No thank you. I've never cared for cocktail weiners.

 

[Sarek]

Pity bump. dick tried so hard....

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

and I succeeded - in making you admit that you're grossly overweight and proud of it

 

[Sarek]

No, you made me admit that your perception of me doesn't matter. You must have missed that part in your haste to pat yourself on the back for pulling off such a stellar job of trolling.

 

[dogbert]

Looks like one can escape by walking.

 

[Gagh]

VKD sure failed hard in this thread.

 

[Sarek]

Almost enough for me to beg him to reassemble the DLA. At least he would be one failed boob amongst many then.

 

[eloisel]

and I succeeded - in making you admit that you're grossly overweight and proud of it

Considering how concerned you are with the weight of others, you probably have a severe weight problem yourself. What are you doing about it?

 

[Sarek]

He does seem to be overly obsessed with the physical condition of others.

Projecting disaffection with his own physical condition onto others, you think?

Psychologists have proven that those with low self esteem try to project the dislike they have for themselves onto others as a way of temporary increasing their own sense of self worth.