What weighs more?

[headvoid]

CKLT's photobucket thread reminded me of something I used to do.

THE SCALES OF TRUTH!!

Which weighs more?
Pigs?
or Toy cans?

It's an important question that only THE SCALES OF TRUTH CAN ANSWER:

Place your votes for these two items!

 

[curiousa2z]

silly! this is easy: the toy pigs ate the contents of the toy cans and now THEY are the heavier on the[STRIKE] toy scales[/STRIKE] SCALES OF TRUTH!

 

[curiousa2z]

and where's YOUR vote, then?!?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pigs because they is meat.

 

[Cassie]

THE TOY CANS AREN'T EMPTY, THEY CONTAIN THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The pigs lost a lot of weight from having a rather bad bout of flu, but they're still pigs, so I vote pigs. THE SWINES!

 

[headvoid]

All will be revealed in 24 hours!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I won't be here in 24 hours.

 

[headvoid]

Davina macadamia nuts will be reporting the result on Channel 4

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's not a pig, that's a Nat King Cole Toad, haven't you seen Adrian Mole and stuff like that?

 

[FBI parte due]

Somehow I feel like the pigs should be giving the Fascist salute.

 

[headvoid]

YOU DECIDE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

looks like da pigs

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The pigs, by a hair on their chinny-chin-chins.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good reference.

 

[curiousa2z]

indeed! the swine (pun intended) beat me to it!

 

[Dr Dave]

They might have swine flu!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler or a jew, which weighs more?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Hitler starved the jews, so Herr Shickelgruber wins by a moustache.

 

[FBI parte due]

Hitler bears the weight of the aspirations and cares and hopes and struggles of the Aryan race.