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What would Messenger do?

Morrhigan

Morrhigan

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Have you ever been faced with some moral or ethical dilemma and wondered what would be the right thing to do? In this thread, tell us one of those dilemmas, and Messenger can tell us what he would do.

Or, if he doesn't, we can speculate. :D

I'll start: I was out running errands one day and realized that I'd left my driver's license at home. It's illegal to drive without your license. On the other hand, it would have been a pain in the ass to go home and get it. What would Messenger do?
 
I would go home and get it, because even though you are still as good a driver (Then again, you're a woman) without it, it simply isn't worth the cost/benefit of not having one.
 
I am faced with dilemas everyday. If only there were a Messenger Manual I could have to show me the way.
 
You'll have to settle for this oracle.
 
that not what messenger do. Racist frankenstein think messinger instead go to pick up man prostitue for backdoor action. Then go get licence.
 
^I will negrep anyone who responds to him
 
Oohh that scary messenger. racist frankenstein think you need to change tampon before you speak again.
 
Messenger said:
^I will negrep anyone who responds to him
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You will negrep me anyway.
 
racist frankenstien think love child avatAR HAVE NICE KNOCKERS. racist frankenstein would like to plow those pillows.
 
messenger fan club look extremely comic-book gay to racist frankenstein. DC million times better than marvel.
 
I see people aren't getting into the spirit of this thread. It's not that hard, folks - describe a dilemma and ask What Would Messenger Do? Like this:

Once, this really hot guy was flirting with me, and I was really getting into it. He totally turned me on. As we talked, he mentioned that he was married, but that they had an "open marriage." What would Messenger do?
 
Since I'm not female, I can only speak from the position of the theoretical husband (Your theoretical husband.)

I believe Eminem stated it best:

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!​
 
Um... could you clarify that?
 
Whose perspective am I supposed to advise from?
 
Mine, of course.
 
It would be entirely up to you. I'm not a huge fan of forcing women not be whores, because it's meaningless unless they decide that for themselves.
 
Okay, let me rephrase the question.

You are out some night, and meet a very attractive woman. The two of you start flirting and really hit it off. In fact, your pants start feeling tight. Then she tells you that she is married, but has an "open marriage." What would you do?
 
Morrhigan said:
Okay, let me rephrase the question.

You are out some night, and meet a very attractive woman. The two of you start flirting and really hit it off. In fact, your pants start feeling tight. Then she tells you that she is married, but has an "open marriage." What would you do?
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I know for a fact that messenger does not swing that way. For him it is the Hershey Highway, or no way.
 
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