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What would the MF be like if...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I travelled back in time to 1977 and set off a nuclear bomb on an undiscovered pacific island?

Probably the same.
 
You might end up deaf and up a tree
 
I'd be obsessed with Natalie Portman.
 
whisky said:
You might end up deaf and up a tree
not to mention the metal feet he'd have after his got blown off.
 
170 ft tall and crashing into tokyo....
 
Less ducks.
 
But far more giant thermo-nuclear ducks trampling Tokyo. Kinda like Will suggested.
 
Ronald Reagan would have been flying in a plane near the explosion and been lost at sea. And the world would be a beautiful place now, where everyone has human rights and nobody hates America, and where "conservative" would be a dirty, shameful word instead of "liberal".

Or not.
 
Would we have robots?
 
Maybe I'd write lists about male celebrities but PM Eggs to tell him I secretly like girls.
 
William Shatner would still be our supreme leader.
 
Coco would still be hosting the Tonight Show.
 
Actually, DAVE would still be hosting The Tonight Show. Jay would never have gotten the chance.
 
True dat.
 
PERHAPS Johnny Carson would have discovered the fountain of youth and he'd still be the king of late night.
 
I liked the William Shatner part.
 
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