What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

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cupcakeers, of course.
 

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Why does Charles cry during sex?

The mace stings his eyes.
 

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How do you stop Charles from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head.
 

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How do you get Charles out of a tree?

Cut the rope?
 

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Charles tried to join a gang once. It was brief though. They kicked him out when they caught him trying to tag a chain link fence.
 

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What does Charles give his kid for Christmas?

Your bike.
 

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Why doesn't Charles take Advil when he has a headache?

He says "no motherfucking way I'se picking the cotton out of that bottle".
 

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What's Charles idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch"
 

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When Charles was little his mom wouldn't let him play in the sandbox, because the cats kept trying to cover him up.
 
I take it this Charles fella is a gentleman of colour?

Fuck it

What happened when Charles looked up his family tree?

His great grandfather shat on his face.
 

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Why could Charles never be an astronaut?

His lips would explode in the upper atmosphere.
 

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What's long and black and smells like shit?

Charles waiting in line for his unemployment check.
 

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What were the worst 8 years of Charles life?

1st grade.
 

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What's the difference between Charles lying in the road and a dead dog?

The dog has skid marks in front of it.
 

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Why does South Carolina have Charles, and California have earthquakes?

California got first pick.
 
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