What would you do if Ed Sheeran was in love with the shape of your body?

[CaptainWacky]

I'd intentionally get in a car accident to leave my body a mangled mess.

 

[Loktar]

Turn gay for a day. He'd have to sing while we had sex too.

 

[Cassie]

I'd ask him to make a chocolate thing (like a chocolate easter bunny but with the good chocolate) of me and then I'd eat it in front of him. He'd have to stay 10 feet away at all times, I'm not sharing the chocolate.

 

[Cassie]

AND HE HAS TO KEEP HIS PANTS ON AND HIS HANDS UP.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would have to let him down easy, unless he acted like a creeper.

 

[Dershocka]

Surgically remove his face, make a mask, and steal his identity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'd have to steal his stupid tattoos too.

 

[Dr Dave]

Surgically remove his face, make a mask, and steal his identity.

That seems like more work then he's worth.

 

[Dershocka]

You'd have to steal his stupid tattoos too.

Then I'll do that too!

That seems like more work then he's worth.

He's got more money than me certainly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He gets to hang out with Taylor...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But there are probably some plus points as well.

 

[Dershocka]

Do you think I could bang Taylor Swift before she realized I was only wearing Ed's skin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

But there are probably some plus points as well.