What would you do if everyone in the world turned into a cat?

[CaptainWacky]

But you?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'D DIE HAPPY.

 

[FBI parte due]

That would suck because they'd probably be angry and try to kill me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'd have to get used to fucking cats.

 

[Cassie]

MEOW, CHOKE, SNEEZE.

 

[Donovan]

It has always been a dream of mine to be completely surrounded by warm pussies...

 

[Ilyanna]

unfortunately, the lean, mean tomcats would have something to hiss about you wanting to stroke them all

 

[Donovan]

Ahh, I'd have them all fixed, starting with the one who used to be Bob Barker. That'd teach the old bastard...and pink needles for the ones who irritated me.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Also I'd make it my quest to find Michelle Trachtencat and snuggle her.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOLCATESE would succeed as a universal language in ways than Esperanto never did.

I CAN HAZ?

 

[Ilyanna]

Come to think of it, I might get just a tad little nervous about a possible retribution for all the fixing and de-clawing humanity has performed. OTOH, as long as I'd be able to hold on to the can opener, I'd probably be safe.

 

[Dual]

First, I'd retain the services of a pack of hounds, for protection. Second, I'd round up all the catnip at the pet shops in the area and use it to create a slave regime.

 

[Ilyanna]

Honey, did anyone ever tell you that you have a one-track mind? There is more to life than world dominance, you know?
Besides, I think cats lack the submission gene, in any case....

 

[Donovan]

Yeah, a disaster like that would be all the cats needed, "See we've been saying for years we're the superior lifeform," but as long as I have opposable thumbs, lo fuggin l ya little furry bastiges...

 

[I love Cassie]

I'd go find and love Cassie cat.

 

[M_Jackson]

I would buy a bigger slug gun.

 

[Yub]

I'll break into a sports store and get a lovely set of golf clubs followed by a nice pair of boots.

It'd be a nice year or two playing cat golf before I got bored.

 

[SuN]

cage them, and pick the ones i liek the most to rule the world with me!
Yes....that wuld be awesome

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I'd first identify which were celebrities and put collars on them with their names. Catalie Portman would sleep in my bed, of course...for protection.

 

[Cassie]

William Catner will come to live with me, obviously.