What would you do if you lost your crisp-eating hand?

[CaptainWacky]

Would you be able to teach yourself how to eat crisps with your other hand? It could take months or years of dedicated study.

Or would you just kill yourself.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Chips/fries are too important not to force myself to grow from adversity, and adapt my non-chip hand to do the work God intended.

My love for grease and salt knows no bounds.

 

[Dr Dave]

In the future, we will be able to grow new hands.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is this the Harry Potter future, or the Star Wars "every little starship in the galaxy has its own medical bay and spare prosthetic hands on board" future?

 

[Dr Dave]

No.

 

[Cassie]

I would learn to eat crisps with my TOES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would you lick your toes?

 

[Cassie]

Of course, can't get crisps all over the carpet!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RIGHT ANSWER.