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What would you REALLY like to do for a living?

Huh what? People get paid for that? I say they should.

Yes, people get paid to do that. It is called retirement! I'm ready. Still have a few years to go but I've got to get my stuff sorted out now so I can retire in those few years. Time goes by fast these days.
 
Yes, people get paid to do that. It is called retirement! I'm ready. Still have a few years to go but I've got to get my stuff sorted out now so I can retire in those few years. Time goes by fast these days.

I haven't even started a career. At the rate I'm going, I'll be retiring in 40 years when I'm 77.:(
 
I'd feel sorry for you but I'll probably be dead in 40 years or waking up every day thinking I might just make it to 100 and get a piece of cake I can't eat, a party hat I can't put on my head by myself, and a mention on the local news I can't hear. Woo hoo!
 
1. Teach in Special Ed. Yeah, I'm workin' my dream job. Not big bucks, but whatareyagonnado?

2. I want to be Judge Judy. I would pull 45 million a year for getting it right, judiciously speaking. And I'd be a spunky old broad with a private jet.

3. I want Samantha Brown's job. You know, that short bubbly chick on the Travel Channel who makes travelogues of places around the world? Free travel. That's what I'm talkin' about!

4. A radiologist. They make some big bucks, and their job seems easy.

5. I'd like to work in the Hawaiian School District. The best of both worlds--teaching and tropical paradise.

Honorable Mention--Star in Broadway Musicals! I would LOVE to do this! But that would require the ability to sing on tune, and dance without looking like you have two left feet. I can do neither....
 
3. I want Samantha Brown's job. You know, that short bubbly chick on the Travel Channel who makes travelogues of places around the world? Free travel. That's what I'm talkin' about!

I'd like to be Anthony Bourdain.
 
Batman
 
I'm afraid I already have the job I always wanted.
Now, if only I were rich, immortal and could spend every weekend having a foursome with Keith Cobb, Hugh Jackman and Peter Wingfield, my life would be just perfect. :biggrin:
 
Immortality? On this planet? No thanks.
 
I want to be a sex slave.
 
As in, be bought and chained up, given little food and water, being violated whenever and however your owner chose?

Who is the cheque made out to?
 
As in, be bought and chained up, given little food and water, being violated whenever and however your owner chose?

Who is the cheque made out to?

Oh, so that was your first job eh.
 
Food critic
DJ -->Not like cheesy wedding DJ, or sellout Tiesto DJ...travel around the world, play rad music, get paid, party
Fashion Designer
Vineyard owner
B&B Owner on some lush tropical island

OR...ALL OF THE ABOVE at the same time.
 
1. Philosopher.
2. transdimensional astronaut.
3 a ghost.
4 a superhero,
5 short story writer encompassing all of that and more.
6 a character actor.
7 a voice actor
8 a cartoon character
9 a better cook/chef.
 
1. Concert violinist

2. A published writer

3. Bookstore/comic store owner

4. Caterer

5. Videogame designer
 
assassin of people who withhold links to True Blood season finales.
 
1. Philosopher.
2. transdimensional astronaut.
3 a ghost.
4 a superhero,
5 short story writer encompassing all of that and more.
6 a character actor.
7 a voice actor
8 a cartoon character
9 a better cook/chef.

Would or could your #2 be an "intronaut"?.

While I'm here I'd like to add high plains drifter and successful opal miner to my list.
 
I am going to add "Play guitar like THIS!"

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBEbYXa6Cik&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
 
Did you mean this?

[YOUTUBE]zBEbYXa6Cik&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]


/gives self a pat on the head... "good little groupie"
 
1. Old school special effects artist - Who gets to make and blow up models. Building stuff on the computer can be fun and kind of therapeutic, but it's nothing compared to how much fun the old techniques were. Traditional model makers still have a place in Hollywood, but they're a dying breed. Real shame.
2. Teacher - I had an afternoon teaching a class at my old university last year and got a real buzz out of it. Not sure I'd want to teach uni students, but at least kids who are old enough to have decent conversations with.
3. Neurologist or psychologist - Something that benefits the mentally ill in some way, anyway; whether it's identifying the biological causes, or dealing with the emotional consequences.
4. Archaeologist - I don't care if it means hours kneeling down uncomfortably in a blustery field in the middle of no where, I love the connection with what's gone before that archaeology affords. It's kind of romantic, picking up an object and imagining the person it would have once been so familiar to. Wondering what their life was like and what became of them.
5. Astronaut - Duh. You get make a distinct contribution to the development of your species, and have an amazing time in the process!
6. Movie director - Not too bothered about the fame and money, but I'd love to be one of those directors who's been so successful that they can come up with a story while sitting on the loo, and a studio will just throw a bunch of cash at them to put it on screen, with total creative control.
 
only one for me...

Marine Biologist.
 
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