What's a hedge knight?

[CaptainWacky]

Do they disguise themselves as hedges or something?

 

[speck]

They are usually mexican, wear bandans and wield hedge trimming garden equipment.

You usually see a bunch of them weekly slaying the Dragon Lawns.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm so happy that I don't live in America.

 

[speck]

"It's so easy, a Mexican could do it."


[edit]And... it's kind of hard to hop a fence and get to where you are, Menty.

 

[Cassie]

Isn't a hedge knight, a knight who fights in tournaments or something? I DON'T KNOW.

Are you gonna read Tales of Dunk and Egg?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I haven't even finished the first regular book yet, let alone worrying about spin-offs...are they available ONLINE ILLEGALL FOR FREE?

 

[Cassie]

LOL.. I don't know! You've got a lot of ASoIaF to catch up with still. I haven't read Tales of Dunk and Egg yet, myself. I should see about getting it. I don't have anything to read at the moment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have plenty of time, LIFE LASTS FOREVER AFTER ALL.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe if I wish hard enough, when I die I'll get to spend eternity in a giant library.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But then you'll break your glasses and not be able to read anything and realise you're actually in HELL!

 

[Cassie]

OMG TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE.

I don't wear glasses so if I die before I need them, I can have an eternity without glasses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or you could get lazer eye surgery...in Hell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've read The Hedge Knight now, by the way. Great little story. Made me want more Song of Ice and Fire.

 

[Cassie]

I want more Fire and Ice SO BAD. I miss that world, I gave the first three books to my dad, and I wish I hadn't so I could read them again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will your dad actually read them or just say "WHAT'S THIS NONSENSE, BAAAAH!" and throw them at black people?

 

[Cassie]

He read them already, and he actually liked them. He doesn't like fantasy usually but ASoIaF is different (as you already know) he said it had a little bit of everything.

He has probably thrown them at black people by now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's technically fantasy since there's dragons and some magic, but it's more like a hisorical epic type thing...in a fictional world. With incest.

 

[Cassie]

And some girl on girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.