What's a lady gotta do to get an orgasm around here?!

[Mandi]

 

[eloisel]

Clue: typing on a keyboard won't give it to you.

 

[Mandi]

I noticed, but it's not like i've got anything else to do..

 

[TK Jester]

A distraction's what you need,
something to take up your time.
Dried poppy pods, "the Dragon"
The chase is quite sublime.

 

[Mandi]

lol where's karma when you need it?

 

[johnford]

Use a dildo!

 

[johnford]

or your fingers!

 

[Mandi]

not the same dammit!

 

[whisky]

Find a decent man.

Or woman.

 

[Mandi]

If only it was that simple.......I don't know many decent men, or women..

 

[whisky]

Then find them

 

[Mandi]

eh, it's too late now. I'm too sleepy

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd think it's better to find an indecent man or woman, when orgasms are requested.


I give the best orgasms, pity you'll never find out.

 

[Mandi]

I'll settle for Veronica Mars :smooch:

 

[Kerb Crawler]

BURN!

 

[Mirah]

If only it was that simple.......I don't know many decent men, or women..

I may know of someone.
But it looks like Im a day late and $1200 short.
Whatever that means.
But I did see a good chick wrestlin in oil today-not enough moaning for me~but it did the trick anyway.
They weren't really wrestling either.