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What's it like to have a real girlfriend..

Daystrom

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..all mine were C.I.A. honeypots.
 
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Good man.
 
I remember fighting, but also sex.
 
I remember crazy stories about your ex.
 
I remember the mex
 
i wouldn't know i was dumped several years ago.
 
It's nothing but pure hellish torment everyday. You'd rather gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon, shove it up your ass and then shit them out your mouth. And if you're in love with her, it's 10 times worse.
 
It's good. I have been with mine for 3 months and we are very happy. We have small tiffs some, but they usually get worked out fairly quick. I enjoy being in a relationship very much! It's better than being alone IMO.
 
I've been dating the same woman for nearly three years. Trust me, be single.
 
I've been dating the same woman for nearly three years. Trust me, be single.

Well, when I was single, I never got any action at all. I never hooked up with anyone, so being in a relationship where I get action on a regular basis is very nice!
 
It's when action becomes drama that you want to jump ship.
 
Which it will. Also, the longer the relationship, the more likely the regularity of sex will diminish.
 
It's good. I have been with mine for 3 months and we are very happy. We have small tiffs some, but they usually get worked out fairly quick. I enjoy being in a relationship very much! It's better than being alone IMO.

Well enjoy it while you can. I dated a woman for 3 months and the only action I got was French kissing and massaging her butt bone.
 
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