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What's my problem?

Mandi

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I hate days like these. You know, those days when you wake and wish you hadn't. Waking up hating yourself for no particular reason. Then the whole rest of the day, incidents occur that just confirm how you're feeling. I haven't had one of these days in a very long time......hmmm wonder what brought it on? So forgive me if I seem cynical, self-concious, negitive, and sucidal. It's just one of them days, it'll pass.
 
I have those days all the time. They do pass in time. Even though it hurts along the way.
 
Ahhhh youth.
 
Ahhhhh tits and minge.
 
I have them too.

Thank goodness not often.
 
ahhh marijuana. I feel better now!
 
Did you take take the marijuana anally, and smoke your prescribed suppositories as I recommended in our very steamy PM exchange last night, Mistress Naughty Thighs?
 
Just the way you told me to baby!
 
That's a shitty way to smoke!
 
Ha!
 
Wow jack, your post makes me think that maybe the poop master is your dual....hmmmm
 
I don't have any fucking duals except for 8ball. Now shut the fuck up.
 
and I mean that in the nicest of ways
 
oooh a little testy are we not? You don't have to be so sensitive jack....everything will be alright.
 
leave my balls out of it
 
Oh i'm sorry. I didn't mean to touch your balls. Forgive me?
 
Those weren't my balls you were touching.
 
uh oh, whose balls was I touching then? Must find out, they were nice.
 
Pretty sure those are Smitty's resting on your chin, there.
 
*cough cough* ewwwwww, I had caveman balls on my chin. Must take shower, get nasty off me!
 
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