What's really happening on the island?

[Conchaga]

Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about in one of the first episodes when Locke said "two players: one black, one white" to Walt and it looked like it was setting something up...BUT IT WASN'T?

 

[The Tomtrek]

How about in one of the first episodes when Locke said "two players: one black, one white" to Walt and it looked like it was setting something up...BUT IT WASN'T?

Locke want's to tap Rose's black ass but HE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT BERNARD FIRST!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT MIGHT BE IT and then it turns out Rose's ass has been sealed up by the island to protect her but it means she can't go number two so she EXPLODES showering the islands in poo and BLACK FLESH.

 

[headvoid]

Hurley is secretly thin. The layers of the plot will come off slowly until Liz Hurley is revealed underneath in a dress made only of twinkie wrappers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MICHAEL IS A BASTARD.

 

[Cassie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He fucking shot Libby before we could find out her backstory!

 

[Conchaga]

BUT WAS SHE REAL!>!>!!>!1??!?!??!