Whats the best way to cause someone to have a heart attack?

[Hilbert Frakes]

:lop:

 

[Mandi]

running around with your penis hanging out.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Haha! I should try it.

 

[Mandi]

I figured you'd get a kick out of it.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

I wonder if it'd work.

Heres a thought walk into a church with your ding dong hanging out.

 

[Mandi]

You might ask TQ about that, he's got the experience of giving old ladies heart attacks from the sight of his penis, or so he says.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

mmmm...maybe if I start playing with it in front of the old ladies that might work.

anyhow good night its 4 am here.

 

[jack]

punch them really hard in the chest

 

[Troda]

punch them really hard in the chest

make sure you do that with your penis hanging out.

 

[Light Sout]

rock out with your cock out

 

[CaptainWacky]

Inject him with SECRET CIA HEART ATTACK DRUGS.

 

[johnford]

Jump out of a dark spot with a chainsaw

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dress up as Keira Knightley and offer sex.

 

[johnford]

Get a gun and shoot at em'.

 

[Troda]

Inject him with SECRET CIA HEART ATTACK DRUGS.

Crack???

 

[jack]

Who's Kiera Knightley?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You didn't say that.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Who is Keira anyway?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's in at least three movies a month, you must have heard of her.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

If you want to induce a heart attack, you just follow these two easy steps:

1. Chum the waters off Australia where the Great White Heart hunts.

2. Throw in the person you want attacked.