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What's this crap about a new Star Trek movie?

Plus he was responsible for Kirk and Spock losing a parent each, so it was personal.

I hope they do something completely original (as much as possible) and with new aliens. NOT KLINGONS!! Obviously still throw in more hints of the existing Trek universe, though. Something similar to V'Ger, Planet Killer or TVH probe would be good, but maybe too similar to Nero since they boil down to being massive spaceships that destroy will Earth, like the Nerada was. But something similarly mysterious and alien would be great.
 
Maybe OLD KIRK PLAYED BY SHATNER comes out of the Nexus and New Kirk says "HOLY HELL I'D BETTER STAY IN SHAPE WHEN I'M OLDER" (just kidding I love William Shatner and want to give him a hug).

But still, The Nexus!
 
I'd pay good money to see that
 
how about old Kirk but he's been assimilated by THE BORG and he had a ten minute sex scene with Seven of Nine?
 
Might pay even more for that
 
THE YOUNG CYRANO JONES CHRONICLES -- COMING SOON?
 
EVERY LEGEND HAS A BEGINNINg.
 
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

ABOUT LUANN VAN HOUTEN
 
The Rock as Khan "reimagined" with gay undertones.
 
Mila McGivers (Tomtrek will correct her name) to be played by MICHELLE PORTASSON!?
 
She was fit.
 
That was before the ceti alpha eels got to her
 
Morgan Freeman to play God in the remake of Final Frontier?!
 
What would God need with a *reference to a Morgan Freeman movie here*?
 
Head in a box?


"SYBOK HAS THE UPPER HAND, NOW."
 
SyBok to be played by some jew.
 
How about the embarasing dad from american pie?
 
Eugene Levy -- he's as Jewish as they come. Also he's Canadian (from SCTV).
 
Doesn't he just play that same character over and over again to the point where you want to stab him in his jew neck?
 
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