What's your favourite term for a fart?

[CaptainWacky]

Mine is "blow off".

 

[Loktar]

Cut the cheese.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't like talking about them LOL.

 

[curiousa2z]

"He passed wind' if older ladies are around. Otherwise: 'He farted'!
(never ME!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"FART ATTACK" after sticking it in your friend's face is good too.

 

[Mentalist]

I don't like talking about them either. I've never understood the seemingly endless comedy that people can get from them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't actually talk about them or anything, was just trying to start a funny thread.

 

[curiousa2z]

sorry, but farts happen.
but in deference to those whom we love,
let us never speak of this again.



um, about that chili I had for lunch?.....

 

[Cassie]

I always thought it made farts cute to call them toots.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I always thought it made farts cute to call them toots.

I always found that extremely gay.

 

[curiousa2z]

beans beans musical flute,
the more you eat,
the more you toot,
the more you toot,
the better you feel,
so eat beans at every meal!

 

[Loktar]

beans beans musical flute,
the more you eat,
the more you toot,
the more you toot,
the better you feel,
so eat beans at every meal!

This is the version I've heard:

beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
the smell of the fart will reveal
what you just ate for your last meal!

 

[Cassie]

TOOTY.