When a hippo sees a rhino

[whisky]

do you think it gets horn envy?

 

[Gagh]

Is this the title of the animal Kingdom's equivalent of 'When a Man Loves a Woman'?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think the hippo thinks "MMM, TASTY LOOKING" because remember hippos are always "hungry, hungry" but then the Rhino kicks the shit out of it.

 

[starbys]

It thinks "My god, why do they get those awful facial piercings?"

 

[Yub]

There has never be a wrestler named the Hippo. Therefore of course hippos have horn envy.

I think Wackys is the best so far, tho.