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When are trees exciting?

Big Dick McGee said:
Wow, where the hell do you live?
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I live in West Central Florida. Oak trees do that a lot.. especially when it rains after a long dry spell. Which is what just happened.
 
I had no idea there were farms in Florida. I thought it was all just old Jews and young Cubanos.
 
They also have old people.
 
There's a lot of farmland in Florida. The Jews and Cubans live mostly in Miami, and other big cities.
 
Well, I haven't been to many areas in FL, just Miami, South Beach, Orlando, Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Key Largo, Marathon Key, Key West, Dry Tortugas, and...I guess that's it. So yeah, haven't seen much of FL.
 
There's a whole lot of space between those places! Of course the developers have been building all over Florida all my life, and the farmland is running out. Florida loves the Yankee invasion every winter.

I love the Keys, Marathon is my favorite. Didn't make out to the Dry Tortugas when I was down there.

Oh and I live near Tampa, about 30miles north.
 
I can't even believe in oak trees with leaves on them in January!
 
Live oaks have green leaves all year long. They drop a mass of leaves in February but they already have new ones coming in behind them.
 
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this is my world in january. :(
the front yard.
 
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my house from the street...
we're buried! :(
 
You should build a snowman around yourself and post a pic then when people say you haven't posted a pic of yourself say "AH BUT I HAVE YOU FUCKING DRUGBRICK"
 
That house looks just like the one of a woman I once randomly raped. OMG I MADE MY FIRST RAPE JOKE! It's a MINEFIELD coming of age moment! John Hughes would be so proud!
 
FIRST, people who live in houses that look like mine, don't get randomly raped, but they DO feed hamsters to their pet fishes! :rwmad:


SECOND,we rape DUCKS and CATS, here, you DRUGBRICK!
...and now, HAMSTERS! :rwmad:
 
We only joke about raping celebrities.
 
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