Our CeeJay has achieved his dream
He invented a jack-off machine.
On the twenty-third stroke
The fuckin' thing broke
And beat both his balls to a cream.
There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a penis
Now the rest of this verse
Really gets even worse
It just goes from 'obscene' to 'obscene-est'
CeeJay stood with his legs spread apart
Sniffing Blackfoot who'd just let a fart
In the cloud he said "ahhhh"
then he said "oohh la la"
"Is this lunch Chuck or just a la carte"?
There was a young fella named Cooper
Who liked to stuff things up his pooper
But he took it too far
When he keistered a car
And now Cooper's loose pooper's a drooper
There once was a retard named Chuckie
When he saw dick he'd go suck-suck-sucky
He'd wipe off his chin
And say with a grin
"When these wieners have crabs, I get lucky!"
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