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Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
As an insomniac, that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm up at 1:03 am in the morning for your fucking text messages. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
I know right. Took a sleeping pill and I still can't sleep. Hi Tis
 
Or since I am not working does not mean I can drive your ass around to do your errands. I am working!
 
Hellllooooooooo Mirah, my love! I've got some hot fudge sundae and whipped cream on me. Want to get messy?
 
I want to lick every bit of that off of you. I will add strawberries as well.
 
You can dip those in the chocolate and feed them to me.

Oops, a little bit drizzled down my neck.
 
I will make you lie
completely still
as I eat each
strawberry
and lick
each
chocolate
off
your neck.

I will feed you
strawberries
from my teeth
my lips
to yours.

I will lick your cheeks
and kiss
your lips
and bite your
ass
and
pull
your hair.

I will drip chocolate sauce
all over my body
and feed you my breast
and tell you to lick
 
Mmmmm...that sounds scrumptious. You're a dessert I would definitely savor. Lick the plate clean and suck your cream off my fingers.
 
Oh my god, I am so hungry now. I want to drip strawberry sauce on your lips and lick it off. slowly. and forcefully.
 
*slurp*
 
I see you two are busy. I'll come back later.
 
I just know somewhere around here Loktar is lurking in a cupboard, weeping and jerking furiously.
 
Ladies, as a doctor I suggest you continue this activity post haste.
 
I just know somewhere around here Loktar is lurking in a cupboard, weeping and jerking furiously.

Ladies please ignore the rustling of the bushes and continue your activities. And if you could spare some tissue I'm still sticky and my nose is bleeding profusely.
 
Like Loktar could fit in a cupboard!

:D
 
Maybe!
 
I used to hide in cupbards when I was a kid.
 
I used to bury my action figures in the backyard when I was a kid.
 
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