When times are tough

[eloisel]

First, stale. Now, lame.
Where's the link to the Youtube video?
Where's the sung from the heart, wrenched gut emotion
of you begging me to show you my pictures
of things you'll never get to see in person?
Where? Where?
Where?

 

[jack]

:yawn:

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

as I suspected. There was no cruise.

quid pro quo. Cough up or shut up.

 

[eloisel]

If you demand quid pro quo, then you need to pony up.
If you aren't in the woods, don't even know what woods look like, does that mean there are no woods?
No.

 

[jack]

You're pathetic, and no one cares what you think.

Nice fail there chubbsy.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You claim you cruise,
I do snooze,
you will lose,
captain of the ship
your Depends will rip
post some pics
no more tricks
that's what I say,
are you Gay?
Going Down?
try not to drown

sung to the tune of 'Unchained Melody'

you missed some words. Even accounting for all the mellismas, it needs more words. Don't forget. We have to fit in the Wall Of Sound.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I almost started singing, " now we've had the time of our lives..."

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Damn. I wanna go dirty dancin'

 

[USUC]

Don't forget to wipe front to back.

That's stupid advice. Use one wad of toilet paper for the front and a separate one for the rear, ya' cheap bastard.

 

[eloisel]

Damn. I wanna go dirty dancin'

Patrick Swayze was very interesting in that movie.

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[mescalito]

Some folks do in fact like it rough and tough.