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When to say when?

If parents are open to any suggestions I'm happy to oblige. My niece and nephew are damn near perfect angels, everyone says so.
 
I don't tell people how to raise their kids. What would be the point? I go shopping late at night or early in the morning. It always surprises me, no matter how many times I've seen it, parents in the store dragging their young school age kid around the store at midnight on a school night. It always surprises me, too, no matter how many times I've seen it, parents at a horror movie with a young child sitting next to them. It even surprises me, no matter how many times I've seen it, mom and dad out to dinner arguing, chatting on their cell phones, or otherwise totally ignoring their kid while the kid guzzles soda pop and junk food. Kid probably gets in lots of trouble for bad grades, remarks about their poor school performance in general, not being able to sleep at night when he/she is finally put to bed, is sick alot, has lots of behavioral problems including not being able to socialize with others. Mom and dad don't have a clue as to why their kid is such a bad kid if they even realize the kid is having problems. But, who am I to tell them where they are screwing up? Nobody.
 
The Dork Lord said:
I'm fairly certain they (and you) piss rosewater!
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No, we pee urine, just like everyone else but the kids are absolutely wonderful and believe me when I tell you, it was against all odds.

They're still very young and their parents suck the big one, my parents are only going to live so long so I'll always have to be very involved in their lives. I haven't ruled out that my nephew will grow up to be an evil genius and my niece either the hottest Hooters girl ever and or Vegas stripper. I'll do my best to prevent that, I let them watch Cops and Intervention, I think it helps.
 
Laker_Girl said:
If parents are open to any suggestions I'm happy to oblige. My niece and nephew are damn near perfect angels, everyone says so.
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Not bad for former trailer trash.

Nice work, Laura :)
 
eloisel said:
I don't tell people how to raise their kids. What would be the point? I go shopping late at night or early in the morning. It always surprises me, no matter how many times I've seen it, parents in the store dragging their young school age kid around the store at midnight on a school night. It always surprises me, too, no matter how many times I've seen it, parents at a horror movie with a young child sitting next to them. It even surprises me, no matter how many times I've seen it, mom and dad out to dinner arguing, chatting on their cell phones, or otherwise totally ignoring their kid while the kid guzzles soda pop and junk food. Kid probably gets in lots of trouble for bad grades, remarks about their poor school performance in general, not being able to sleep at night when he/she is finally put to bed, is sick alot, has lots of behavioral problems including not being able to socialize with others. Mom and dad don't have a clue as to why their kid is such a bad kid if they even realize the kid is having problems. But, who am I to tell them where they are screwing up? Nobody.
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I was going to apologize for being a bitch to you in another thread, but then I read this first.
 
You definitely need a little more rem sleep, sugar. Some toe curls might be helpful too.
 
jack said:
I was going to apologize for being a bitch to you in another thread...

You definitely need a little more rem sleep, sugar. Some toe curls might be helpful too.
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You were a bitch to me in another thread?

I do need more sleep but the kid is very ill. Docs found bad things on her pancreas and gall bladder. She is having surgery to remove the gall bladder next week and then they are doing more stuff to her pancreas in November. She's losing her hair and spends most of her time in the bathroom tossing cookies she hasn't been able to eat since April. She lives on huge ass enzyme pills and antibiotics and last week they put her on daily breathing treatments. Then the silly cat got the spinal injury. When I'm not at work, I'm with kid for another CT scan or MRI or x-ray or ESU or seeing yet another specialist or forcing meds down the cat. The minute I close my eyes kid gets me up to take her to the ER or the sound of her getting up wakes me and I can't sleep when she is in the bathroom violently hurling. Most nights I just don't even bother trying to sleep, I just sit here in front of the TV waiting, watching these horrid programs on TV that give me nightmares if I do fall asleep. She works as much as she can and on the weekends, if she feels up to it, we go for a long drive to cheer her up. It will get better but, until then, I'm up.
 
It'll work out. She should be feeling pretty close to normal in time for Christmas, which will make it all the better.
 
eloisel said:
You were a bitch to me in another thread?

I do need more sleep but the kid is very ill. Docs found bad things on her pancreas and gall bladder. She is having surgery to remove the gall bladder next week and then they are doing more stuff to her pancreas in November. She's losing her hair and spends most of her time in the bathroom tossing cookies she hasn't been able to eat since April. She lives on huge ass enzyme pills and antibiotics and last week they put her on daily breathing treatments. Then the silly cat got the spinal injury. When I'm not at work, I'm with kid for another CT scan or MRI or x-ray or ESU or seeing yet another specialist or forcing meds down the cat. The minute I close my eyes kid gets me up to take her to the ER or the sound of her getting up wakes me and I can't sleep when she is in the bathroom violently hurling. Most nights I just don't even bother trying to sleep, I just sit here in front of the TV waiting, watching these horrid programs on TV that give me nightmares if I do fall asleep. She works as much as she can and on the weekends, if she feels up to it, we go for a long drive to cheer her up. It will get better but, until then, I'm up.
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Insane.
 
Laker_Girl said:
But enough about you.



I know.
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It's funny, I grew up in the projects in Brighton..one of the first integrated slums in America circa 1963, but it ain't like that anymore.
 
jack said:
It's funny, I grew up in the projects in Brighton..one of the first integrated slums in America circa 1963, but it ain't like that anymore.
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It's funny, I grew up in one of the most prominent areas of my city. Never have been, never will be trailer trash my friend.
 
LULZ in your case you wore it well, is all I'm saying. Growing up in the projects of Boston has nothing to do with trailers, trash or anything else resembling class or status, Coulter Girl. Take the business end of that dildo handled silver spoon out of your mouth for a second and pay attention.

Getting back to the topic, I'd say when a woman feels the "slap" of testicles against her ass on the upstroke that would be "when to say when".
 
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