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When was the first dildo created??

just wonderin' is all.
 
Yesterday.
 
Long time ago, Henoch. Ancient man knew how to have a wicked good time, too.
 
It was only men using them?
 
Yes. On dinosaurs.
 
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this is a relic from those days, when the woman's vagina was referred to as a "phyto" and this tool's name was more a desciptive action than anything else...
 
1755
 
The first time Adam could rise to the occasion...
 
Eve in the garden of Eden...the next thing she reached for after the apple was a cucumber.
 
Women don't deserve pleasure. :rwmad:
 
Donovan said:
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this is a relic from those days, when the woman's vagina was referred to as a "phyto" and this tool's name was more a desciptive action than anything else...

Of course, Cavewomen were nearly wiped out by the Phallosaurus, but that's a whole different story.
 
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Of course, Cavewomen were nearly wiped out by the Phallosaurus, but that's a whole different story.
That was the one with the hard, bony ridge on its head, right? And spikes.
 
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googoo boojoob
 
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