When will Dan Brown reveal the sinister origins of the ampersand?

[Fuddlemiff]

Not to mention the mysterious tilde?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dan Brown cannot be summoned. Only wished for.

 

[Dual]

Incorrect. He may be summoned, but only through an arcane and ancient ritual. First, we'll need the gallbladders of seven Zoroastrian magi.

 

[FBI parte due]

And a hardcover copy of Being Jordan by Katie Price.

 

[Cassie]

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(and several tildes)

 

[I am Dan Brown]

!

 

[Dual]

The conjuring is complete.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Speak to us, oh lord.