CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OH DON'T WORRY CAPTAINWACY THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUT THERE, YEAH WELL WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY THEN ARE THEY ALL HIDING UNDER A BIG FUCKING ROCK IN ARIZONA OR SOMETHING IS THAT WHERE THEY ARE HUH YOU FUCKING DICKSTAINS YOU FUCKING SHIRTDETECTIVES YOU FUCKING ARABJEWS IS THAT WHERE OR IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE LIKE ME DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME PUT NO VALUE ON HUMAN INTERACTION AND THEREFORE IF I EVER MET THE PEOPLE LIKE ME IT WOULD DO ME NO GOOD ONLY HARM OH SO MUCH HARM?