WHERE DID DORK LORD GO?

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. HE WAS POSTING IN HIS FAVOURITE THREAD, ALONG WITH ME, AND THEN SUDDENLY HE JUST STOPPED. WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THIS UNFORSEEN CURTAILING OF HIS PROLIFIC SPAMMING ABILITIES?
 

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
Uh. Hate to burst your bubble, but practically every other post is ALL CAPS.
 

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
I don't drive, and the motorway system in the UK is completely different.
 

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
This actually refers to shopping at a super market. there checkouts cleary marked as express. They are meant for no more than 20 items, yet some people take more.

I do undertand about how traffic and such is different than in the US. Not only do you drive on the opposite side of the road as us, but the drivers and passengers seats are switched in your cars.

Needless to say, upon my visit, i was quite happy to take the cab and the train.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
They have supermarkets in UK?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I'll bet the tea aisle is HUGE
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Before I make a joke about Supermarket Crumpets, I better find out what a crumpet is.
 

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
In England you do not throw your garbage away, you leave it there.

Candy bar wrappers, soda pop bottles used porno, whatever.

People come and get it. Janitors or whatever.

They lock up their dumpsters.

So as to prevent terroristic attacks.

I think Americans would love this!

Being the lazy ignorant slobs that we is.

And also we are ascared of the attacks of terrorism.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"used porno"

:::shudder:::
 

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
But I do have to say gagh and please don't take offense:

There's a Stonehenge replica in the land of my birth.

That being Washington state. Is monument to WW1 vets.

And I like that Stonehenge better than the real one

in 4 out of 5 categories the first of which being

You can touch it: I'm a tactile kinda guy

Rocks are tactile objects...be nice to touch em.

Also the veiw and condition of the Washington one.

Overlooking the scenic Columbia River basin, and near one of the few american castles commissioned by royalty (a scottish queen, I believe, please don't laugh) it's now also an art museum.

The thing the genuine stonehenge has going for it.

Other than of course being the authentic and actual stonehenge...

Is the giftshop! Have you tried their chocolate? OMG!

In this ugly american's opinion, at least.
 
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