Where is Eggs?? IT'S EVICTION TODAY, DAMMIT!!

[Big Dick McGee]

Hrm, he must be "working" or sumfink.

 

[Gagh]

HE'S FISHING IN THE CANAL OF LOVE FOR RAZOR-BACKED PENIS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S FELCHING IN THE ASSHOLE OF COURTNEY LOVE FOR RAZON RAMON ACTION FIGURES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AM NOT (anymore)

I went out drinking and canoodling last night, but I've got the DVR all cranked up to catch tonight's breathtaking episode.

WILL IT BE NIKOMAS OR DIANE? WILL ANYONE REMEMBER THEIR NAMES WHEN THEY VOTE? WILL WE REMEMBER EITHER OF THEM WERE EVER THERE?

AND WHO WILL BE THE NEW HOH??? AND WILL JULIE CHEN GET A PERSONALITY FOR HER BIRTHDAY???

TUNE IN TONIGHT ME DROOGIES BONC!~

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is your host always pregnant?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wait HOH doesn't happen until Sunday, right?? Right?? Sunday HOH, Tuesday Veto, Thursday Eviction, correct? DON'T PLAY WIF ME, MANGE, I'LL CUT YOU!!


Nakomis is gonerz. Take that one to the bank (but don't be surprised when the underpaid teller says to you,"You cain't be depositin' no Big Bruvva prediction, foo'!")

 

[Gagh]

EGGS WILL SET UP HIS OWN BUSINESS ONE DAY AND HIRE US AS CONCUBINES JUST TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BRANDON ROUTH & ORLANDO BLOOM ALL DAY FOR 35 CENTS AND A LOGANBERRY SMOOTHIE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they get evicted in front of a crowd of hundreds of booing idiots?

 

[Gagh]

and the CORPSE OF SID JAMES?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND THE CREAM OF SUM YOUNG NEGRO?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK, for the fourth time:

Sunday: New HoH takes residence, Food Competition, Nomination Ceremony
Tuesday: Immunity Challenge, Veto Cermemony
Thursday: Eviction Vote, HoH Competition

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET GRACE OUT